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California vs. Arizona California : Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A #1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi", get #2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends #3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 #4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for #5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services #6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote #7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better #8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and #9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent. #10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the Arizona: Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A #1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 Any wonder why California is broke???? |
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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. |
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A Mexican, an Arab, and a Arizona girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,"In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice." The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer(cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either." The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." |
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